Last night, in an attempt to connect a very old printer to a very new computer, I made the ultimate Geek mistake: I read – and followed (!) the instructions.

Forty-five minutes of swearing like a longshoreman later, I finally realized: What the hell am I doing? Do the install like you normally would.

Five minutes later, the printer was humming…

Yes, I am now operating on a suspended Geek license.